NSFW teaser for first Deadpool trailer!
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The fact we even have the term “NSFW” shows how many people screw around on the internet instead of working
grocery shopping // a mileven oneshot
Just a cute lil idea that I got from this post!
as a result here’s a fluffy little oneshot for all of your mileven fluff needs (✿◕ᴗ◕)
as always, no nsfw just fluff! cause these are!!! children people!!!
Companions React to Having a Tumblr
I was driving around today and told a friend, “Deacon is 100% Tumblr material. Like…he would most definitely have one,” and then got the idea of how the companions would react to using/having a tumblr blog of their own. It was enlightening, to say the least ;)
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Cait: NSFW gifs and pop punk lyrics. Definition of a dark grunge blog. She doesn’t bother to go on anon when she sends messages and loves to post photos of her drinking with friends. Has the BEST, most savage replies to any rude ask she gets.
Curie: Self help/ask blog. Sweetly written life hacks, advice, and tips. Her selfies get lots and lots of notes with tags of “look at this perfect person” because all of her followers LOVE and ADORE her. Super kawaii and soft pastel colors.
Danse: Such a problematic fave. Help him. He’s the person getting trolled on through comments on posts, and he doesn’t understand when he’s being trolled on. Can’t grasp the concept of “memes”, and ends up deleting his Tumblr.
Deacon: Memes, memes, motherfucking memes. The Meme Ultra Lord. Likes to troll other people on text posts and started the trend of photoshopping Danse onto Buzlightyear pics himself. Lies about how many followers he has. Human embodiment of pepe.
Hancock: Laughs his ass off at the Skeleton War posts. Many pictures of his chems and him indulging himself in them. Basically the reason that others use the “Go the F*ck to Sleep” reaction image. He goes from not posting for months, to bombarding his followers with a million, weird shit posts at 3:00 am.
MacCready: Completely reblogs everything because he’s not entirely sure how to make original posts (he’s not the best with technology). He LOVES the comic book side of Tumblr, geeking out over awesome fanart of his favorite heroes. He likes smutty posts, but never reblogs them in fear that Sole or another companion might see and give him hell for it. Deadpool and Spidey are one of his top ships.
Valentine: Noir black and white blog. Lots of vintage aesthetics. Is the person that points out things in other people’s posts that no one else seems to notice (ex: is anyone going to acknowledge the flying cat in the background?). The history, logical side of Tumblr.
Piper: Tumblr famous for posting super controversial and political material while being cool to her fans. Is the only one who has an actual blog theme and STICKS TO IT. She has another blog aside from her main where she reblogs nothing but recipes and feel good posts.
Preston: Picture him sitting in front of a computer, scrolling his dash (made up of all of his friends) and just absentmindedly going “Oh, now that’s a cute kitten. Must save for later.” He’s the person who sends really sweet anonymous asks to people and is a cinnamon roll.
X6-88: Refuses to use Tumblr. Says it rots brains. Thinks Sole it addicted to it.
prom night // a mileven HighSchool!AU
this idea was created by the lovely sydney, who has given me permission to bring her AU to life! thank u bb, i’ll try not to disappoint :’)
I feel like this one is self explanatory so I hope you all enjoy!! Let me know if you’re enjoying these oneshots and I’ll continue to write them!
(no nsfw, just fluff, even in high school these are innocent beans :)
Poor Matt trying so hard not to say anything NSFW while describing Jester’s mum
“A source of… entertainment!”
“many have travelled far to… be in her company!”
Laura, seconds later: *screaming at Caleb * SHE HAS SEX FOR MONEY
Real talk, though, because it needs to be said: as much as we all joke that porn was the only good thing this place had left, the reality is that it being the only place where one could regularly engage with and promote sexual content being gone is really not understanding at all what makes this place special. I mean we all joke about “horny on main” and all that, but the reality is that for a lot of the LGTBQ+ community, particularly younger members still discovering themselves and members in extremely homophobic environments where most media sites were banned (but Tumblr wasn’t even considered important enough to be), this was a bastion of information and self-expression. For a lot of artists too, this was a great place to come and post NSFW work and get traction that became Patreon pages that became honest jobs.
The problem with “family friendly” social media is that more often than not, the ones hit the most by the whole family friendly nonsense are marginalized groups that have no vehicles to express themselves. Stuff like YouTube consistently bans or flags simple content featuring something as innocuous as two men kissing as “adult” content and makes it hard for LGBTQ+ content creators to compete with their non-queer peers for a lot of those reasons.
The ultimate problem isn’t even that banning of NSFW content, it’s the general mess surrounding it and unintended consequences to these groups. For MONTHS Tumblr has had a huge problem with porn spam bots and outright child pornography, and for MONTHS the majority of the userbase has been in general consensus that both of these things needed to stop. Tumblr did NOTHING. Absolutely nothing. When Apple finally removed their app from the store, SPECIFICALLY because of the child pornography, Tumblr decided to do what any rich corporation owning a social media site with zero understanding of what makes it popular would do, and decided that the best course of action was to eat itself like an Ouroboros. Rather than admit that they have done an absolutely shit job at keeping pedophiles off this website and rather than hiring the necessary staff to carefully moderate content, they decided to loose a poorly programmed bot that literally deleted perfectly SFW blogs with thousands of followers, and rather than properly handling moderation, they decided that it was best to simply go the lazy route and block anything even remotely NSFW.
They run this site in the worst way possible, and I don’t understand how @support or @staff or their completely oblivious “CEO” plans to keep this sinking ship alive.
the reality is that for a lot of the LGTBQ+ community, particularly younger members still discovering themselves and members in extremely homophobic environments where most media sites were banned (but Tumblr wasn’t even considered important enough to be), this was a bastion of information and self-expression.
2018 was complete shit
- this year literally started with logan pauls suicide forest video ALL OVER THE NEWS, in case you forgot.
- eating?? tide?? pods??
- infinity war
- giant spike in school shootings and shootings in general in america
- stephen hawking is dead. rip
- shadowhunters was cancelled (one of the few shows on tv to date with actual asexual rep, also freeforms ONLY good show imo)
- daredevil & luke cage were both cancelled
- iron fist was also cancelled
- stefan karl is dead. rip :(((
- avicii is dead. rip
- stan lee is dead. rip
- mac miller is dead, rip
- stephen hillenburg is dead. rip :(((
- all US toys r us locations died
- YouTube hates all of its content creators
- tumblr shot itself in the foot and is now on its deathbed
- children being separated from their families and kept in fucking cages for literally no reason
- wildfires murdering a giant part of california
- I knew 1 singular person on YouTube rewind and that was Safia Nygaard. wtf was that.
- all the bullshit happening in Brazil right now
- nazis are being given more platform on most websites than any nsfw content is
- hurricanes
feel free to add more, this was a catastrophically terrible year and I’m 100% sure this isn’t all
This whole NSFW situation is exactly like when America made alcohol illegal in the 1920s to combat rampant alcoholism and it 100% backfired and actually made people drink way MORE and actually made it more accessible. They realized what a mistake they had made and repealed that shit.
Which brings me to my business proposal:
Titty Speakeasies
Knock three times and give the password “I like your shoelaces”
I vote for a different password.
One of the things I’m most excited about for the VM one-shot is that they’ll be going from playing level 7 characters whose most elaborate feats include creating large explosions and summoning the odd demon… to playing level 20 characters, who can just straight-up bend reality.

